ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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