too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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