"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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