Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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