That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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