what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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