I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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