i jhust puked up my retainher.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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