that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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