How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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