i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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