i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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