love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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