butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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