I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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