It's Friday. Sex?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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