margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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