and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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