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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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(816): View more from Missouri

we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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(519): View more from Ontario

i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here

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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though

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(810): View more from Michigan

Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra

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(940): View more from Texas

Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership

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