wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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