i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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