the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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