Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i would punch a child for taco bell
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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