It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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