I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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