what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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