it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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