So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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