What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You're like the curious george of whores
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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