Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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