his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
operation have a gay friend backfired
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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