North Korea, Best Korea!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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