chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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