How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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