This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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