elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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