why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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