i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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