Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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