I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Alive.
So much puke
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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