Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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