Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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