I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize