I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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