Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do vagina's smell?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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