He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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