i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We talked him into tasing himself.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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