And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
they're like a gay fantastic four
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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