That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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