You're completely useless in the revolution.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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