so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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