Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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