we're blogging at a bar
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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