i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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