but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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