dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
