I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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