Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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