i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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