apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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